1. Notes: 3357 / 19 hours ago  from femme-cafe (originally from wearevanity)
    
Comfy Clothes ©

    Comfy Clothes ©

     
  2. Notes: 157 / 19 hours ago  from jedavu

    jedavu:

    Whimsical Narratives Blur Elements of the Past with the Present

    Dancing with Costică is an imaginative series in which Australian photographer Jane Long transformed old photographs into colorful and creative compositions. Long used original glass plate black and white images, originally created by Romanian war photographer Costică Acsinte, as the foundation for her work.

  3. Notes: 295687 / 22 hours ago  from montondemierda (originally from raulpax)
    montondemierda:

Coñññios la que se lía en un segundo. ¿Habéis visto a la madre del año?

No tiene desperdicio… Ni la madre tirando al bebé ni el tio tirándose por la ventanda… xD

    montondemierda:

    Coñññios la que se lía en un segundo. ¿Habéis visto a la madre del año?

    No tiene desperdicio… Ni la madre tirando al bebé ni el tio tirándose por la ventanda… xD

    (Source: raulpax)

     
  4. Notes: 2993 / 22 hours ago  from elpicaderodeltroll (originally from ohminegoth)
    ohminegoth:

"Peoples’ Choice Award" is America’s greatest honor.
Styrofoam is not made from kittens.
The U.F.O. was a paper plate.
The nerds on the internet are not geeks.
The word “cheese” is not funny in and of itself.
The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod.
Lyndon Johnsons did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam.
If you are reading this you have no life.
Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse.
The other U.F.O was an upside-down salad spinner.
Our universities are not “Hotbeds” of anything.
Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes.
Our viewers are not pathetic food tubes.
Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds.
The “Cheers” gang is not a real gang.
Salt water does not “chase the thirsties away”.
Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.
Cats do not eventually turn into dogs.
Bullets do not bounce off fat guys.
Recycling does not deplete the ozone.
Everything is 10% fruite juice.
The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream.
Janet Reno is evil.
V8 fruit juice is 1/8 gasoline.
Ted Koppel is a robot.
Women aren’t from Venus and men aren’t from Mars.
Fleiss does floss.
Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures.
Bart is bad to the bone.
Godfry Jones’ wife is cheating on him.
The Beetles haven’t reunited to enter kickboxing competitions.
The “Bug” on your TV screen can see into your home.
Everyone on TV is better than you.
The people who are writing this have no life.
The Simpsons - Season 6 Episode 9 - Homer Badman


xDD

    ohminegoth:

    • "Peoples’ Choice Award" is America’s greatest honor.
    • Styrofoam is not made from kittens.
    • The U.F.O. was a paper plate.
    • The nerds on the internet are not geeks.
    • The word “cheese” is not funny in and of itself.
    • The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod.
    • Lyndon Johnsons did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam.
    • If you are reading this you have no life.
    • Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse.
    • The other U.F.O was an upside-down salad spinner.
    • Our universities are not “Hotbeds” of anything.
    • Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes.
    • Our viewers are not pathetic food tubes.
    • Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds.
    • The “Cheers” gang is not a real gang.
    • Salt water does not “chase the thirsties away”.
    • Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.
    • Cats do not eventually turn into dogs.
    • Bullets do not bounce off fat guys.
    • Recycling does not deplete the ozone.
    • Everything is 10% fruite juice.
    • The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream.
    • Janet Reno is evil.
    • V8 fruit juice is 1/8 gasoline.
    • Ted Koppel is a robot.
    • Women aren’t from Venus and men aren’t from Mars.
    • Fleiss does floss.
    • Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures.
    • Bart is bad to the bone.
    • Godfry Jones’ wife is cheating on him.
    • The Beetles haven’t reunited to enter kickboxing competitions.
    • The “Bug” on your TV screen can see into your home.
    • Everyone on TV is better than you.
    • The people who are writing this have no life.

    The Simpsons - Season 6 Episode 9 - Homer Badman

    xDD

     
  5. Notes: 7476 / 22 hours ago  from finewomenblog (originally from celebritiesource)
  6. Notes: 67 / 1 day ago  from vejiga
    Fotógrafo viaja por el mundo fotografiando la espalda de su novia

    vejiga:

    La siguiente colección de fotos se titula Sígueme, es decir Follow Me por Murad Osmann, y se trata de una excelente colección de fotos mostrando atracciones alrededor del mundo, llenas de color y cultura, pero con algo en común, en todas sale la mano del fotógrafo siendo sujetada por su novia…

  7. Notes: 102 / 1 day ago  from puertaycalle (originally from alochucknorris)

    (Source: alochucknorris)

     
  8. Notes: 68355 / 1 day ago  from puertaycalle (originally from best-of-memes)

    (Source: best-of-memes)

  9. Notes: 2746 / 1 day ago  from intentandoseringeniero (originally from nevver)

    intentandoseringeniero:

    trestristestrolls:

    nevver:

    Episode 7

    "Star Wars: Después de las matemáticas."
    Veremos al Halcón Milenario enfrentarse a las Derivadas del planeta Épsilon, mientras tratan de despejar la misteriosa X.

    Y que hagan unas intrigrales

  10. Notes: 31 / 1 day ago  from aurorajota (originally from fridayattacks)

    (Source: fridayattacks)

     
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